Covert Operation: Chicken Kill
Subject: Common Chicken (Gallus gallus)
Sex: Male
Age: 1-2 months
Crime: Interrupts Special Agent Frogbites’ most precious sleep.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Exceedingly annoying.
Plan: Exterminate subject in any way possible.
Caution: Subject is extremely dangerous and loud.
As always, should you or any of your force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This blog will self-destruct in 5 seconds…
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